shirley: So like… I just ran into my king @DarrenCriss
Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.
GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.
[HQ] Darren Criss attends the Todd Snyder fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2015 at The Pavilion at Lincoln Center on September 4, 2014 in New York City.
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.